Tuesday, September 27, 2011
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and the big muscles, but I don't get why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents
> were standing at the base of a flagpole looking up.
> A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.
> 'We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole,' said Bubba,
> 'but we don't have a ladder.'
> The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts
> and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her
> pocket, took a measurement, announced, 'eighteen feet, six inches,'
> and walked away.
> Ray shook his head and laughed. 'Ain't that just like a woman!
> We ask for the height and she gives us the length!'
> Bubba and Ray are currently working for the government under
> the Obama administration.
Monday, September 19, 2011
Wednesday, September 14, 2011
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
Thursday, September 8, 2011
|This one say's it all " Let's Get the Heck Outta Here"|
Monday, September 5, 2011
Thursday, September 1, 2011
- Money can't buy you happiness ,but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle
2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastards name.
3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they are in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive Only because it's illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve problems but neither does milk! So drink up.