Friday, July 29, 2011

Why do Men not listen? :-)

 IN a Hospital, a gentleman had made several  attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.

A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir she said "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of  the buttons on the wall."

He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch

Each button was identified by letters:
WW ,  WA , PP20 and a red one labelled ATR.  

Who would know if he touched them? 

He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.
What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this. 

Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.

When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this
unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure. 
When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.

Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.

"What happened?" he exclaimed. "The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button."

"The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow.."
I bet that hurt!


  1. OUCH!!...thanks for stopping by the blog :)

  2. So sticking a tooth under a pillow brings a Tooth Fairy. Sticking a ***** under a pillow brings the B**** Fairy?

  3. Pissed~ I enjoyed your blog and joined so I will be stopping by more often.

    Supi~Something like that~lol

  4. I d**n it still don't know what the three sea shells are for.


    W.V. puncult..... can I join?

  5. Since you mentioned bad dates in a comment at my place.

    I had a boyfriend awhile back that once got a call while I was at his house. A coworkers two nubile daughters were home from college and wanted to try shooting, and would my friend take them.

    I'm there. I'm a shooter.

    He says sure! Doesn't ask me to go, leaves me alone while he gets dressed up in his best gear and rushes out the door.

    I tell my best female friend. She says "so, he figured a positive female role model would be a BAD thing".

    I was not there when he got back. Fortunately I met someone beyond cool after that and I can just laugh about it.

  6. @ Josh I would NOT touch those shells.

    @ Brigid~ Your friend was right! If giving the choice I bet those young ladies would have preferred you to teach.
    I'm glad to hear you met someone so much better than this guy was.

  7. It seems the "Let's see what this will do" theory in action.

    Listening is optional in most cases.