Friday, January 6, 2012

How to decide Who to Marry.......

From the mouths of babes.

There are some real gems here!


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> 1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
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> -You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
> sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the
> chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10
 

> -No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to
> marry... God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who
> you're stuck with.
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> -- Kristen, age 10
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>> 2.  WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
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> Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
>> -- Camille, age 10
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> 3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF 2 PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
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> You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the
> same kids.
>> --Derrick, age 8
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>>  4.  WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
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> Both don't want any more kids.
>> -- Lori, age 8
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> 5.  WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?>
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> -Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each
> other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough..
>> -- Lynne tte, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
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> -On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets
> them interested enough to go for a second date.
>> -- Martin, age 10
     
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> 6. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
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> -When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7
    (I like Pam)>
> -The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with
> that. - - Curt, age 7
>( I told my Son 25)
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>  -The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them
> and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. - - Howard, age 8
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> 7. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
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> It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to
> clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child )
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> 8. HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
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> There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
>> -- Kelvin, age 8
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> And the #1 Favorite is ........
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> 9. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
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> Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck
> . -- Ricky , age 10
   Smart Kid :-)
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9 comments:

  1. These kids have it figured out.

    More chips 'n dip, please.

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  2. Yep, out of the mouths of babes... :-)

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  3. Inno~ Get that dip yourself and bring me a beer. :)

    NFO~ They will learn :)

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  4. hose were great. I'm divorced and now I know what to look for. Someone to pick up after me!

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  5. Are you listening? Are you listening? I have nothing to say.

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  6. Okay...I'll admit that I had trouble focusing after I read Kristen's answer God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.

    I was laughing so hard that I probably missed other gems...

    Good gravy Marie!

    Still snorting...

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  7. It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to
    > clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child )


    See? A Man DOES Need A Maid.

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