The Easter Bunny

> A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the
> middle of the road.
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> He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately
> the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.
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> The driver,
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> a sensitive man as well as an animal lover,
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> pulls over and gets out to see
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> what has become of the rabbit.
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> Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, and he isDEAD .
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> The driver feels so awful that he
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> A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway
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> sees a man crying on the side of the road
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> and pulls over.
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> She steps out of the car and asks the man
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> what's wrong.
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> "I feel terrible," he explains,
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> "I accidentally hit the Easter
> Bunny with my car and KILLED HIM."
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> The blonde says,"Don't worry."
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> She runs to her car
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> and pulls out a spray can.
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> She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny ,
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> bends down,
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> and sprays the contents onto him.
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> The Easter
> Bunny jumps up,
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> waves its paw at the two of them
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> and hops off down the road.
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> Ten feet away he stops,
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> turns around and waves again,
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> he hops down the road another 10 feet,
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> turns and waves,
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> hops another ten feet,
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> turns and waves,
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> and repeats this again and again and again and
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> until he hops out of sight.
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> The man is astonished.
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> He runs over to the woman and demands,
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> "What is in that can?
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> What did you spray on the Easter Bunny?"
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> The woman turns the can around
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> so that the man can read the label.
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> It says..
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> (Are you ready for this?)
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> (Are you sure?)
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> (Last chance)
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> (OK, here it is)
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> It says,
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> "Hair Spray
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> Restores life to dead hair,
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> and adds permanent wave."
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> Hoppy~Easter~Everyone!!