Wednesday, June 8, 2011


Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Lets have a look at the evidence:
No Christmas-
No television-
No nude women-
No football-
No pork chops-
No hotdogs-
No burgers-
No beer-
No bacon-
Rags for clothes-
Towels for hats-
Constant wailing from some
idiot in a tower-
More than one wife-
More than one mother in law-
You can't shave-
Your wife can't shave-
You can't wash off the smell of donkey-
You wipe your ass with your hand-
You cook over burning camel shit-
Your wife is picked by someone else-
Your wife smells worse than your donkey  
Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"
No shit Sherlock!..... ....It's not like it could get much worse!


  1. What's worse, is this is what they want for all of us. Maybe those on the left are ready to join these morons in the 12th century but I'm NOT!

  2. I'm glad your NOT! You wouldn't be able to focus without your glasses :)

  3. what no beer....that's it, I'm out!

  4. I am not either.

    A bunch of stone age throwbacks that will never know peace or happiness.

    They are breeding like roaches in an outhouse.

  5. >>>Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower

    My USMC friend once told me "I can't even keep track of how many annoying call-to-prayer loudspeakers I've shot up."