Redneck Logic...

This is straight forward country thinking!!





Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:






  1. If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
      You may be a Muslim



  2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.


      You may be a Muslim






  3. If you have more wives than teeth.
      You may be a Muslim






  4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
      You may be a Muslim






  5. If you think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
      You may be a Muslim





  6. If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
      You may be a Muslim






  7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
      You may be a Muslim





  8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside



bombs.
      You may be a Muslim






  9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
      You may be a Muslim





10. If your cousin is president of the United States.
      You may be a Muslim