Near the border this morning, I saw a Muslim fall into the Rio Grande River. He struggled to stay afloat due to the guns/bombs he carried. A Mexican also struggled to stay afloat due to the drugs in his backpack. If they didn't get help, they'd drown. As a good American I informed the sheriff's office & Homeland Security. It is now 4 PM, both drowned & neither authority responded.
I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps.