- Money can't buy you happiness ,but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle
2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastards name.
3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they are in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive Only because it's illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve problems but neither does milk! So drink up.
Beefeater on the rocks!
ReplyDeleteMoney can't buy happiness, but it can rent it for a while... the last one is pretty funny too.
ReplyDeleteDrambuie.. I like to imagine physically fit Scotsman running up and down the highlands.
ReplyDeleteI love the first one and the last one.
ReplyDelete4. Many people are alive Only because it's illegal to shoot them.
ReplyDeleteThe corollary to this one is "because the thought of prison (or worse) stopped me." There's at LEAST one person who's still drawing breath only because I couldn't stand the time. He'd be very dead if I thought I could've gotten away with it...
Alcohol? Well, I'll drink to that! ::clink::