Tuesday, September 27, 2011


A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. After the game, he asked her how she liked it.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and the big muscles, but I don't get why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents

Ray & Bubba   (West Virginia Mechanical  Engineers)
> were standing at the base of a flagpole looking up.
> A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.
> 'We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole,' said Bubba,
> 'but we don't have a ladder.'
> The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts
> and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her
> pocket, took a measurement, announced, 'eighteen feet, six inches,'
> and walked away.
> Ray shook his head and laughed. 'Ain't that just like a woman!
> We ask for the height and she gives us the length!'
> Bubba and Ray are currently working for the government under
>  the Obama administration.


  1. Both of em are probably MORE true than we want to admit...LOL

  2. Wait, mean they really ain't fighting over a coin??? ;)

  3. I knew a girl like that once too.

    The second one is as truthful as it gets.

  4. I KNOW Bubba. I met him years ago in the AF; it's good to hear he's still goin' strong.

  5. These are the stories of three blonds. Hey, is she going to came back and put that flagpole back up for us?

  6. NFO~ Aint that the truth :)

    Madhat~ Guess its not a real game until they "Get that quarter back" :)

    Admiral~Don't tell me she was blonde~lol

    Buck~ Bubba's going to be around after we are long gone :)

    Odie~ Last time I checked Bubba and Ray were still waiting for her to come back.

    Pissed~ True story LOL