Wednesday, September 14, 2011

ALL GIRL BIKER BAR


 An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.  After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
  1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
  2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
  3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
  4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
  5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.


Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy.  Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

11 comments:

  1. I wonder if the Cowboys' Leader Dog started laughing like I did?

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  2. Heh! I shall tell that one at least four times tomorrow.

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  3. Heh. My ex- is blonde. I think I'm gonna mail this to her, just on General Principles.

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  4. LOL~Thanks Guys~ I'm glad I'm a Brunette :-)

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  5. Ahh, haha. You must have something against blondes, personally I never dated a blonde.

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  6. neatfit~We have something in common, I've never dated a blonde either.

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