Tuesday, September 27, 2011

A COUPLE OF JOKES FOR YA

A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. After the game, he asked her how she liked it.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and the big muscles, but I don't get why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents








Ray & Bubba   (West Virginia Mechanical  Engineers)
> were standing at the base of a flagpole looking up.
> A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.
>
> 'We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole,' said Bubba,
> 'but we don't have a ladder.'
>
> The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts
> and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her
> pocket, took a measurement, announced, 'eighteen feet, six inches,'
> and walked away.
>
>
> Ray shook his head and laughed. 'Ain't that just like a woman!
> We ask for the height and she gives us the length!'
>
> Bubba and Ray are currently working for the government under
>  the Obama administration.
>

7 comments:

  1. Both of em are probably MORE true than we want to admit...LOL

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  2. Wait, mean they really ain't fighting over a coin??? ;)

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  3. I knew a girl like that once too.

    The second one is as truthful as it gets.

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  4. I KNOW Bubba. I met him years ago in the AF; it's good to hear he's still goin' strong.

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  5. These are the stories of three blonds. Hey, is she going to came back and put that flagpole back up for us?

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  6. NFO~ Aint that the truth :)

    Madhat~ Guess its not a real game until they "Get that quarter back" :)

    Admiral~Don't tell me she was blonde~lol

    Buck~ Bubba's going to be around after we are long gone :)

    Odie~ Last time I checked Bubba and Ray were still waiting for her to come back.

    Pissed~ True story LOL

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