Wednesday, March 28, 2012

It's that time of year AGAIN

At  the end of the tax year, the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books  of a local hospital. While the IRS agent was checking the books, he turned  to the CFO of the hospital and said,"I notice you buy a lot of bandages.  What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too little left to be  of any use?"
"Good question ," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send  them back to the bandage company and every once in a while, they send us a  free roll." "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.?"What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left over after setting a cast on a patient?"
"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to the manufacturer and every so often they will send us a free bag of plaster." "I see," replied the   auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all CFO.
"Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the remains from the  circumcision surgeries?"
"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO.  "What we do is save all the little foreskins and send them to the IRS  office, and about once a year they send us a complete prick."


  1. Well damn it ... stop sending them to the IRS.

  2. HI Stopsign, I'm well I hope you are too!!

    Thanks for stopping by :)

  3. Heh. Don't get me started about those Pricks. ;-)

  4. Glad to see your sense of humor is intact. How's the family?

  5. Thanks everyone for the comments~ Infact I just got my papers together for the tax guy tomorrow..HATE it.

    Mrs. S My little sister is on the mends (I believe) and Jaxson had to have a 2nd transplant this past Friday. I'm praying HARD this one works for him.
    Thank you so much for asking.