Thursday, May 12, 2011

THE STUTTERING KITTEN

FROM

THE MOUTH OF A CHILD...YOU NEVER KNOW.

A teacher is explaining biology to

her 3rd grade students.

She  says, "Human beings are the only animals that  stutter."

A  little girl raises her hand. saying, "I had a kitty-cat  who stuttered."
The  teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the  girl to describe the incident.


"Well,'' she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over
the fence into our yard!"


The teacher exclaimed, "That must've been scary,"


The little girl said, "It sure was. My kitty raised her back, went 'Sssss,
Sssss, Sssss' and before she could say
'Shit,' the Rottweiler ate her!"

The teacher  had to leave the room.

 

6 comments:

  1. You've got to love what comes from the mouths of babes... I'm going to really show my age here, I remember watching the Art Linkletter show in the 50's and he had a segment called "kids say the darndest things"... He was talking to a little girl and found out she had 10 brothers and sisters... He then asked her what her father did, to which she replied, "he operates an automatic screwing machine"... You can't make this stuff up...

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  2. I'm so glad I read your blog after Born commented. lol.

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  3. "Hee!" at the post and also
    "Hee!" at BAA's comment.

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  4. Those were my exact words when that F***ing dog charged me too.

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  5. Born Again~Rofl~ Thanks for sharing that.Sounds like that little girl was right.

    Supi, Inno and Bunni~ Thanks

    Odie~I didn't know you stuttered too

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