Memory Lane

A COUPLE OF JOKES FOR YA

A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. After the game, he asked her how she liked it.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and the big muscles, but I don't get why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents

Ray & Bubba   (West Virginia Mechanical  Engineers)
> were standing at the base of a flagpole looking up.
> A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.
>
> 'We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole,' said Bubba,
> 'but we don't have a ladder.'
>
> The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts
> and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her
> pocket, took a measurement, announced, 'eighteen feet, six inches,'
> and walked away.
>
>
> Ray shook his head and laughed. 'Ain't that just like a woman!
> We ask for the height and she gives us the length!'
>
> Bubba and Ray are currently working for the government under
>  the Obama administration.
>

Knife Thingy

  Since I've seen a few knives on some blogs today.

   This is what I carry

CLICK to enlarge 

:-) 

ALL GIRL BIKER BAR

 An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.  After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

  1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
  2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
  3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
  4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
  5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy.  Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

~PLEASE Keep the Prayers Going for Jaxson! UPDATES



This one say's it all " Let's Get the Heck Outta Here"

 They found out today that Jaxson will have to have a bone marrow transplant in the near future. This little fellow was a Warrior during his first Ordeal with Cancer that struck him at the age of 3 months. Now he's 18 Months and having to do this battle again...Some things in this world I will never understand.

Check Out his shirt

First Day of getting Pick Line for Round 2

Damian McGinty - "A Place in the Choir"

Loved this Video~ Hope Everyone is having a Nice Labor Day

5 Rules to Remember in Life

1. Money can't buy you happiness ,but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle

2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastards name.

3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they are in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive Only because it's illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve problems but neither does milk! So drink up.