Sunday, October 30, 2011

Halloween Light Show 2011 - Party Rock Anthem


Have a Happy Halloween


We went to a Terror Trail tonight~Sorry No taking pictures  allowed on the trail.

A Positive thing is the Place we went to ALL Proceeds go to local Charities.




~

Friday, October 28, 2011

Thursday, October 27, 2011

Burglars Find Man's Child Porn Stash, Call Police

Burglars Find Man's Child Porn Stash, Call Police


Hope the link works~
It's hard to believe that this happened~ I'm guessing in this case two wrongs did equal up to One Right.

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Smile for the day--Amazing Facts

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days
you would have produced enough sound
energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)



If you farted consistently for 6 years and
9 months, enough gas is produced to create
the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)



The human heart creates enough pressure when
it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)



A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(O.M.G.!!!)



A cockroach will live nine days without its head
before it starves to death.(Creepy)

(I'm still not over the pig.)



Banging your head against a wall uses 150
calories an hour.

(Don't try this at home; maybe at work.)



The male praying mantis cannot copulate
while its head is attached to its body.
The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

(Honey, I'm home . What the...?)



The flea can jump 350 times its body length.
It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)



The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)



Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still can't believe that pig ...quality over quantity.)



Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)



The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm.......)



Right-handed people live, on average, nine
years longer than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)



Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(Okay, so that would be a good thing.)



A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.)



An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)



Starfish have no brains.

(I know some people like that, too.)



Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)



Humans and dolphins are the only
species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?)



Saturday, October 22, 2011

Hope this Works~ Check it Out

Once you type in the year it will start counting back - then it will fade to black and the text will appear on that black screen. Lots of interesting information is given. Just click on "year of your birth" below........  
 
The screen is going to fade to black; have your glasses on, and follow the instructions below.

You'll be pleasantly surprised with this one... Type the year only!! Then click the question (?) mark!

Sit back and enjoy!!

Thursday, October 20, 2011

I agree 100%

"Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world; indeed, it's the only thing that ever has."
~ Margaret Mead


 

The 26th amendment (granting the right to vote for 18 year-olds) took only 3 months 8 days to be ratified! Why? Simple! The people demanded it. That was in 1971...before computers, before e-mail, before cell phones, etc.

Of the 27 amendments to the Constitution, seven (7) took 1 year or less to become the law of the land...all because of public pressure.

I'm asking each addressee to forward this email to a minimum of twenty people on their address list; in turn ask each of those to do likewise.

In three days, most people in The United States of America will have the message. This is one idea that really should be passed around.



Congressional Reform Act of 2011

1. No Tenure / No Pension.
A Congressman collects a salary while in office and receives no pay when they are out of office.

2. Congress (past , present &future) participates in Social Security.
All funds in the Congressional retirement fund move to the Social Security system immediately. All future funds flow into the Social Security system, and Congress participates with the American people. It may not be used for any other purpose.

3. Congress can purchase their own retirement plan, just as all Americans do.

4. Congress will no longer vote themselves a pay raise. Congressional pay will rise by the lower of CPI or 3%.

5. Congress loses their current health care system and participates in the same health care system as the American people.

6. Congress must equally abide by all laws they impose on the American people.

7. All contracts with past and present Congressmen are void effective1/1/12. The American people did not make this contract with Congressmen. Congressmen made all these contracts for themselves. Serving in Congress is an honor, not a career. The Founding Fathers envisioned citizen legislators, so ours should serve their term(s), then go home and back to work.

If each person contacts a minimum of twenty people then it will only take three days for most people (in the U.S. ) to receive the message. Maybe it is time.

THIS IS HOW YOU FIX CONGRESS!!!!! 
If you agree with the above, pass it on.





Wednesday, October 19, 2011

As Promised a few pics from the " Orgy Chicken Stew"

Let me start by saying we all had a Good Ole Time!


It was a total of 37 People~ I sorta stopped taking Pics. by the time they ALL arrived :)


A couple of my cousins came from outta town~So Great to see those Guys



Nope this AINT me ~ I'm the one taking pictures


Young Love



Wait a Minute~ there is a piece of me in this one


 

Saturday, October 15, 2011

Best Deal I've Seen Today

I've been a Busy Bee today getting ready for a hugh Chicken Stew I'm hosting tonight. But I did see one good deal today with all the running around I've been doing....See it below



BUNGEE JUMPING~ $25.00 PER PERSON~DEMOCRATS JUMP FREE~ NO STRINGS ATTACHED



If folks will let me I will have some pictures from this evening. I've learned after a few drinks they won't care .
  Everyone is invited so Ya'll Come :-)

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Allergies

..Spent the whole day at the Allergist office.
There's not much he wasn't allergic to!.
He's allergic to Grass(all kinds) A plus is hopefully he won't smoke weed :)
Oak trees,Pecan and Birch trees are on the list as well as Dogs and Cats (We have
2 dogs and 2 cats) He refuses to let the animals go, as do I. We will work that out.


He asked if I could not tell the kids at school that he will be getting a series of allergy shots because they will think he's a dork.
Now I was so shocked that they still used the word "DORK"
But Hey on the Plus Side We found out that he's not allergic to dust and mold...Ye haw I can still dust the same as always( Don't Ask :).

Monday, October 10, 2011

Twins?

Wonder when he will see the resemblance?



















Wonder when this reporter will notice the resemblance :)


Saturday, October 8, 2011

Choices

Sometimes in life we have to burn that bridge for ourselves but there's always the one that lights the match
to start the fire, whether on purpose or by accident. .
Either way once the bridge burns there's no going back!

Sunday, October 2, 2011

Jax's First Gun

I think he's going to be a Great Hunter and his target is going to be to kill this Cancer that
wants to take up house in his little body.


Jax's is swollen here from steroids.
And the Chemo is starting to make his hair fall out again.
But he's still a CUTIE :-)