Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Some Tattoo's really Stink!

Tattoo artist Ryan Fitzgerald from Dayton, OH was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent. She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it.

Apparently, Ryan found out that Rossie had cheated with a long-time friend of his, but instead of confronting her about it he acted like everything was normal and hatched a plan for revenge. Originally, Rossie tried to have Ryan charged with assault, but the ingenious tattoo artist had covered his bases by plying Rossie with wine and tequila shots and getting her to sign a consent form that stated the design was “at the artist’s discretion.”

No word from Rossie on whether the illicit night of passion with Ryan’s friend was worth it. Moral of the story? Never cheat on a tattoo artist.


  1. psssst :) that was a hoax

  2. Pissed~Thanks for letting me know!

    But wouldn't that be a good payback..Slogan could be "Shit Happens" :-)

  3. hahha.. :) I can't imagine drinking enough to pass out and get that without knowing it ;)

  4. Pissed LOL~ I bet I know someone.

    I remember when We (sisters) waited until one fell asleep that had pist us off. We drew a mustache on her with permanent marker.

    Glad she didn't have school the next day :)

  5. She'll NEVER forget that one...

  6. Oh, I think it's real.

    Ok, here it is. Why would a woman think that a man wants to look at a scene from Narnia while having sex/making love/whatever you prefer - with her. Or any other scene or design for that matter ? Maybe if tattoos weren't permanent.
    C'mon, women can't even commit to a given rear view mirror decoration for more than a couple months. But they're willing to commit to a lifelong whatever lifelong decoration on their bodies?

    I don't get it.

  7. I read hoax, as well. Funny story, though.

    I've managed to go through life tat-free. But there was a time when The Second Mrs. Pennington and I flirted with the ideer of having each others' names tattooed on our butts. Nothing big or flashy, just a small discreet tat that only the two of us would ever see. We even made it as far as the parking lot of a tat parlor once, but we never did it.

    I kinda wish we had, now... given the way things worked out. It would give me a GREAT deal of psychic pleasure to know her boy-toy (now husband) would be lookin' at MY name during certain intimate moments.

  8. NFO~ Maybe she learned a lesson~ Not to sleep with a tattoo artist again. :)

    Kid~ I don't get it either. I've never had tats myself but I have some friends that do. Some are regretting those choices now.

    Buck~ I once thought about a rose on my butt years ago. Not anymore! I know where those thorns would have ended up :)