1. Thoroughly clean the toilet (this step is optional).
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted .
3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape). CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for anything they can find. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. (Never mind the noises that come from your toilet, he is actually enjoying this.)
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and "rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.
6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
Silly girl ... you are as funny here as you are at my place. Welcome to the blog world ... it are fun. When you first started visiting me I checked for your blog ... you had none. I'm glad you said something today.
ReplyDeleteOdie finally found your blog!
ReplyDeleteMy puppy says she is glad that she is too big to be washed in the toilet.
@ Odie, I always take "silly" as a compliment..
ReplyDeleteThank You :-)
@ Supi, I have a cat and made the mistake of letting my son read this joke (I better not leave him alone with her) He was laughing to hard, not to want to try it.
@Supi and Odie, I enjoy both of your blogs (Life is just to short not to Laugh)And when something makes me laugh I love to share it.