Monday, January 10, 2011
Maybe this job really isn't for me
My 1 day of employment
So, after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,
a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day...
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
I said pleasantly, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
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The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
"Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or stupid?"
So I replied,
"I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."
My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.
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Love the joke. I hope your mom is doing better!
ReplyDeleteThank You Supi for asking...She is starting to work with the therapist to get her walking with her walker again, She's still on oxygen(Which she really needs her levels have been dropping way below normal)
ReplyDeleteSupi, My mom needs hearing aids which she will not get (She says they are for old people)She had the nurses lol when she said that because she had done what? those girls to death.
You gave me a needed laugh. Thanks. Hope your Mom is doing better.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad, Thank You Brigid.
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