Thursday, March 10, 2011

Irish Humor.

> Irish Alzheimer's
>
>
> Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday & the priest almost fell down when
> he saw him. He'd never been to church in his life.
>
> After Mass, the priest caught up with him & said, "Murphy, I am so glad
> ya decided to com e to Mass. What made ya com e?"
>
> Murphy said, "I got to be honest with you Father, a while back, I
> misplaced me hat & I really, really love that hat. I know that McGlynn
> had a hat just like mine & I knew he came to church every Sunday. I also
> knew that he had to take off his hat during Mass & figured he would
> leave it in the back of church. So, I was going to leave after Communion
> & steal McGlynn's hat."
>
> The priest said, "Well, Murphy, I notice that ya didn't steal McGlynn's
> hat. What changed your mind?"
>
> Murphy replied, "Well, after I heard your sermon on the 10 Commandments,
> I decided that I didn't need to steal McGlynn's hat after all."
>
> With a tear in his eye the priest gave Murphy a big smile & said; "After
> I talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' ya decided you would rather do
> without your hat than burn in Hell?"
>
> Murphy slowly shook his head. "No, Father, after ya talked about 'Thou
> Shalt Not Commit Adultery' I remembered where I left me hat.
>
>
>
>

3 comments:

  1. Poor Murphy, I know where he's coming from. I lose more hats that way myself.

    ReplyDelete