Wednesday, March 9, 2011

A Job is Open for the FBI

The FBI had an opening for an  assassin.
After all the background checks,  interviews
and testing were done, there were 3  finalists;
Two men and a woman.

For the final test,  the FBI agents took one of
The men to a large metal door  and handed
Him a gun.

'We  must know that you will follow your
Instructions no matter  what the circumstances.

Inside the room you will find  your wife sitting
In a chair .. . . Kill her!!'

The  man said, 'You can't be serious. I could
Never shoot my  wife.'

The agent said, 'Then you're not the right  man
For this job. Take your wife and go home.'

The  second man was given the same instructions.
He took the gun  and went into the room. All was
Quiet for about 5  minutes.

The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I  tried,
But I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You  don't
Have what it takes. Take your wife and go  home.'

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given  the
Same instructions, to kill her husband. She took  the
Gun and went into the room. Shots were heard,  one
After another. They heard screaming,  crashing,
Banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all  was
Quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood  the
Woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.
'This gun is  loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to
Beat him to death  with the chair.'


Women get the job done.